Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend : Here we gonna share with you best Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend girl and friend boy. Our wishes are best wishes for wish to your best friends birthday. You can use this wishes for female friend and male friend. Funny is the best work which is used for best friend that why think to share wishes only on Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend to make more strong relation between friends.

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

Let’s find best Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend Girl and Boy to celebrate this special day in your friend life. So lets find from given below and send through social media.

When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!

Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!

Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!

Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!

Happy Birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Candles are years
Happy Birthday to you!

Blow me, says your lighted candle! Happy birthday buddy.

Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present too as I did forget to get you one. But happy birthday, dear.

Happy birthday! I hope you get dope and happiness. Sorry, hope and happiness.

Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses! Happy birthday.

Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and less hairs on your head!

Dear hubby,
You define my past and my future.
And as for the present, I could find nothing for you. So I bought one for myself.

I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.

Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.

I was going to give you something awesome for your birthday, but they wouldn’t let me courier myself to you. Hence, Happy Birthday!

I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them.

Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!

You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!

Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!

Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.

You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!

Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!

You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!

One more year of warming your butt on my couch. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday buddy. Don’t you worry about getting so old. That was something that happened years ago.

Happy birthday and welcome to the ’29 years old forever’ club!

Happy birthday man, and if someone calls you old, whack him with your walking stick.

There is no way in hell that I could have forgotten your birthday.
Because a sweet little angel called Facebook reminded me!

Hit a donkey with your foot and have a kick-ass birthday!

Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That’s me. And to you a very happy birthday.

Happy birthday gal, I am political enough to remember your birth date but to forget your age.

Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!

If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!

You’re still hot after all these years… just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!

You're still hot after all these years... just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!

Another birthday? You’re going to need a bigger cake… or smaller candles!

Don’t fret over another birthday. You were already old.

Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that you’re older than me.

Don’t worry about having another birthday. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits.

Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday… and point out that you are older than dirt.
Did you know that birthdays are good for you? Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live!

Happy Birthday! I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus.

Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!

Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!

Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!

Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!

On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!

Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!

Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!

Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!

Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?

Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!

Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.

Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.

My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.

They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.

There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.

Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.

Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.

A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.

Happy Birthday, my dear friend. I hope you don’t mind that I invited Sir Robert Mondavi and Sir Yellowtail over for dinner tonight.

Cheers to you on your special day! I hope your day is as memorable as the day you were born.
Happy Birthday to my dear friend. I hope when we’re old and our future children put us in a home, we’ll be roommates or at least across the hall from each other. Our coffee & gossip dates will continue on!

Facebook reminded me it was your birthday today. So let’s take a moment and think back to our 21st birthdays… and be thankful Mark Zuckerberg was just a pimple faced middle schooler & there was no Facebook. I think we’re lucky that unlike these later generations, our kids won’t be able to scroll thru our tagged photos from 20+ years ago! Oh the shenanigans that they will never know of… happy birthday you, you lucky old fart.

You’re inching closer to that 50—Shades of Grey, my friend. I hope you remember when you were 13 Going on 30. It wasn’t like you were a 40 Year Old Virgin or anything. Enjoy your special day. Celebrate like it it’s Independence Day but I hope you don’t suffer from The Hangover tomorrow. Happy Birthday

As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!

Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!

Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!

Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!

Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!

Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!

Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!