300+ Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend Girl and Boy

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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

Let’s find  best Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend Girl and Boy to celebrate this special day in your friend life. So lets find from given below and send through social media.


When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!
Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!
Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!
Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
Happy Birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Candles are years
Happy Birthday to you!
Blow me, says your lighted candle! Happy birthday buddy.
Forget the past, forget the future and please forget the present too as I did forget to get you one. But happy birthday, dear.
Happy birthday! I hope you get dope and happiness. Sorry, hope and happiness.
Another year closer to getting those senior citizen seats on buses! Happy birthday.
Another birthday comes by with more candles on your cake and less hairs on your head!
Dear hubby,
You define my past and my future.
And as for the present, I could find nothing for you. So I bought one for myself.
I hope you enjoy your birthday just like when you were born in this world. Without clothes.
Once in many years, people with great passion and brilliance are born into this world who aims at the greater things in life. And today one of them would like to wish you a very happy birthday.
I was going to give you something awesome for your birthday, but they wouldn’t let me courier myself to you. Hence, Happy Birthday!
I wish almighty embraces you with luck to follow up those dreams and also a bucket of water to wake you up from them.
Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!
You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!
Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!
Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!
Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.
You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!
Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.
You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!
You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!
One more year of warming your butt on my couch. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday buddy. Don’t you worry about getting so old. That was something that happened years ago.
Happy birthday and welcome to the ’29 years old forever’ club!
Happy birthday man, and if someone calls you old, whack him with your walking stick.
There is no way in hell that I could have forgotten your birthday.
Because a sweet little angel called Facebook reminded me!
Hit a donkey with your foot and have a kick-ass birthday!
Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That’s me. And to you a very happy birthday.
Happy birthday gal, I am political enough to remember your birth date but to forget your age.
Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!
You’re still hot after all these years… just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!
You're still hot after all these years... just not as hot as your birthday cake will be once all those candles are lit!
Another birthday? You’re going to need a bigger cake… or smaller candles!
Don’t fret over another birthday. You were already old.
Your birthday is the perfect time to recognize all your wonderful qualities, including the fact that you’re older than me.
Don’t worry about having another birthday. Your body may be piling up the years, but your mental age continues to stagger along in the single digits.
Let me be the first to wish you a Happy Birthday… and point out that you are older than dirt.
Did you know that birthdays are good for you? Studies have shown that the more of them you have, the longer you live!
Happy Birthday! I’m not saying you’re old, but your birth certificate is on papyrus.
Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!
Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!
Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!
Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!
On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!
Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!
Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in need is a friend in deed; I’m in need of your car, to have it as mine, can you give it to me as a mark of being a friend indeed?
Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!
Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about the increasing wrinkles, you should rather be grateful for your blessings.
Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.
My dear girlfriend, how old are you today? Never mind, I already know the answer as always, +1. Best wishes on your birthday.
They said time heals all scars. So, as you get older, expect your scars (emotional and otherwise) to be healed…But, that doesn’t include wrinkles anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get worse as you age. Happy birthday, dear friend.
There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.
Needless to ask what you need as a birthday present, dear friend. Since you are obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the chocolate company to your birthday, so that you can have over-doze of it. Best birthday wishes to a lovely friend.
Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.
A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.
Happy Birthday, my dear friend. I hope you don’t mind that I invited Sir Robert Mondavi and Sir Yellowtail over for dinner tonight.
Cheers to you on your special day! I hope your day is as memorable as the day you were born.
Happy Birthday to my dear friend. I hope when we’re old and our future children put us in a home, we’ll be roommates or at least across the hall from each other. Our coffee & gossip dates will continue on!
Facebook reminded me it was your birthday today. So let’s take a moment and think back to our 21st birthdays… and be thankful Mark Zuckerberg was just a pimple faced middle schooler & there was no Facebook. I think we’re lucky that unlike these later generations, our kids won’t be able to scroll thru our tagged photos from 20+ years ago! Oh the shenanigans that they will never know of… happy birthday you, you lucky old fart.
You’re inching closer to that 50—Shades of Grey, my friend. I hope you remember when you were 13 Going on 30. It wasn’t like you were a 40 Year Old Virgin or anything. Enjoy your special day. Celebrate like it it’s Independence Day but I hope you don’t suffer from The Hangover tomorrow. Happy Birthday
As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!
Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!
Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!
Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!
Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!
Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!
Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!


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Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend Girl

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May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!
Cheers to a woman who has been thirty… fifty times!
Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!
When you were born, the sun shone… for the very first time!
Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!
Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!
Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!
Happy Birthday to an old lady who still knows how to party!
Happy Birthday to someone who’s an even bigger diva than me!
I thought of getting you as many flowers as your age, but we don’t have enough space to keep so many flowers at home.
I didn’t get you a birthday cake; because no cake can nearly be as sweet as you. Or maybe, I forgot to get one.
Wish you a happy birthday, my princess. May your weight be disproportionate to your age.
Remember: It’s better to be a year older than a month late. Happy Birthday!
It’s your birthday! Turn up the sass, fill up your glass, and go kick some ass!
Happy Birthday, lady! You keep looking young, and I’ll keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Deal?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious woman’s birthday!
Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes!
Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesn’t remember what its original color is!
You might be a little bit disappointed that you are older today, and rightly so. Becoming an old woman isn’t the easiest of things for a woman. Happy birthday.
Wishing you a super duper birthday celebration. My advice for you is this: Please be mindful of your dentures as you blow out the forest of candles covering your cake.
Sweetheart, on your Big Day, I am a little bit worried about how you are going to act your age, considering the fact that you have never been this old before. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday, bestie. I swear I didn’t notice your birthday on the upper right corner of my page on Facebook!
On your birthday, I hope you get everything that you chase after – including that cute crush of yours. Happy birthday.
Honey, if your money were to grow as fast your age, then I have no doubts in my mind that by now you’d be competing with Oprah Winfrey for the title of the richest woman in the world! Happy birthday.
Worried about getting older today? Worry no more. Just think of it this way: You are increasing in value not getting older.
God is capable of doing the impossible, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that He will give you a body as slim as that of a Victoria’s Secret model and make the bodies of your enemies as fat as cows. Happy birthday
Age is just a number, and so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food!
A star was born on this day. I mean, you were too. But I’m referring to a celebrity.
The night is still young, but you, my friend, aren’t anymore. Let’s still party, though!
I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!
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Happy birthday to one classy lady from another. Rock your birthday girl.
You’ll look great even when you have no teeth just like you are doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!
Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!
There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!
Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!
You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that we’re not as old as you!
Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (That’s because you have!)
I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.


Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend Boy

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Cheers to an old man who still thinks he is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your birthday, anyway!
Here is to another year of a receding hairline and holding in that gut!
Since the dawn of time, you have been here! Today, is no different!
Your beard may be gray, your wrinkles may be deep, but hey, at least there is cake!
A man like you deserves to have fond memories of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no more dinosaurs!
Happy Birthday to a man who has witnessed great things! Invention of the wheel, the first cave drawing…
No matter how old you are, I will always give you the bigger share of the cake! Happy birthday to you, darling!
Happy birthday, baby. Don’t fear getting old; being with an enticing lady like me, your youth is going to last much longer than expected!
Happy birthday to you, love. To celebrate your increasing age, let’s increase your cash transaction too! Let’s go shopping.
You are my friend, and I genuinely care about your happiness, which is why on your Big Day, I pray that God will make your bank account fat enough to always put a smile on your face. Happy birthday.
On your birthday, my new nickname for you is “Methuselah”. I guess you never thought that someday you’d become an old fart?! Happy birthday!
You might be tempted to feel sad about the fact that you have become older today, but you should take comfort in the fact that you are still blessed with hair on your head. There are many out there who can’t boast of this. Happy birthday.
As you age, your heart is probably screaming, “Why God? Oh God, why?!” But buddy, there is no point screaming. You’re old, and that’s a fact! Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age… or acting it!
Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn't showing his age... or acting it!
Happy Birthday! Hope you consume plenty of cake, beer, and ED meds.
Happy Birthday to a guy who’s witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me a lot of myself!
Happy Birthday! Don’t worry – I would never make fun of your age. You might hit me with your walking cane!
Sure, you’ve got more wrinkles, less hair, and your balls are sagging ever closer to your knees, but… eh, I got nothin’. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, man! I was going to arrange for a beautiful woman to jump out of a cake for you, but your age, it could trigger a heart attack.
For more humorous birthday wishes for him, see this list of ways to say “Happy Birthday, old man.”
We weren’t friends until you gave me the Wi-fi password. I guess we must be best friends now because now when I come over it connects instantly. Happy birthday, cyber partner.
When life gets crazy, you need to have someone to lean on, laugh with, and do stupid stuff with- I’m glad I found you so I can do all those things. You’re the best! A year older but still the best.
When people tell me I need a therapist, I just tell them I already have a best friend. Who else do I need?
When the babes run out, I’ll still be there for ya, bro! Best wishes!
Best friendships are weird and awesome at the same time: you have many people you’ve met, but then you’re like “I like this one the best”. It’s true, I do.
Today, you have officially gotten past things! Like youth and hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man!
Today, reflect on the fact that you have been here from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!
On this day, some people will tell you that you are still a young man. Those people are liars!
Man, you are like a tree in the woods! Old and still managing to stay grounded!
Today is a day to ask important questions! Like, ‘who is your dentist’ and ‘do you get your beard dyed’?
Cheers to a man who thinks he is still thinks he is young, but isn’t! You have really embraced delusion!
As your birthday approaches, you might dread becoming an old man. Don’t worry about that! You already are!
Today, you have really achieved something! How does it feel to be the oldest man alive?

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