Best 1000+ Funny Captions for Instagram for Girls and Boys

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I like the way you’re everything I’ve ever wanted.

Be a Bad Ass with a Good Ass.

My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I had to do.

I had fun once, it was horrible.

I make the moves up as I go.

Friday, my second favorite F word.

I wish my wallet came with free refills.

I feel the fragrance of LOVE everywhere when you are near me.

What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram?

You never know what you have, until you clean your closet.

With you, every moment is sweet and memorable.

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call. –

There are 16-year-olds competing at Olympics and I still push on pull doors.

The best people in life are free.

I don’t Chat to Flirt.

Like rain, I fell for you.

If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.

How I feel when there’s no coffee? Depresso

You are Entire up to You.

When you can’t find the sunshine, be the sunshine.”
“The happiest people don’t have the best of everything; they make the best of everything.”
“Be happy. It drives people crazy.”
“Say yes to new adventures.”
“Every day may not be good, but there’s good in every day.”
“You’re like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have.”
“Today’s the best kind of day.”
“Be the type of person you want to meet.”
“Keep your chin up, so your crown don’t slip.”
“My life isn’t perfect, but it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
Saucy Old Hollywood Captions
There’s no one better at summing things up than the stars who have shined so brightly on the silver screen. Take some tips from them to entertain your fans and spice up your Insta with some glam.

“When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.” – Mae West
“If I were well-behaved, I’d die of boredom.” -Tallulah Bankhead
“I can live without money, but I cannot live without love.” – Judy Garland
“You’ve got to learn to leave the table when love’s no longer being served.” – Nina Simone
“I am just too much.” – Bette Davis
“I believe in pink.” – Audrey Hepburn
“Be yourself. The world worships the original.” – Ingrid Bergman
“A good many dramatic situations begin with screaming.” – Jane Fonda
“I restore myself when I’m alone.” – Marilyn Monroe
“Struggle and survival, losing and winning, doesn’t matter. It’s entering the race that counts.” – Pam Grier
Cute Instagram Captions
Your followers will find it hard not to tap the like button on any post of yours that makes them go, “Aww!” These cute captions are perfect for that adorable video of your playful pup or your newborn niece’s first photo.

“Dream big, little one!”
“Cute as a button, but not quite as smart.”
“7 billion smiles, and yours is my favorite.”
“You do the most adorable things without realizing.”
“Don’t grow up… It’s a trap!”
“Dogs are my favorite people.”
“Don’t stop retrievin’.”
“Not all dogs are good boys. Some are good girls!”
“What are you eating, and how can I help?”
“I know how to purr my way out of everything.”
Funny Instagram Captions
There’s nothing like an Instagram caption that can make your followers laugh out loud (for real). A little humor goes a long way, and it can be a nice change of pace on a platform that tends to be overused for vanity and perfection.

“Handle every situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.”
“Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.”
“I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode.”

The apple to my pie.
Fall breeze and autumn leaves.
Pumpkin spicing things up.
I think I love fall most of all.
These fall leaves are just amaizing.
Life is gourd.
You’re the pick of the patch.
This weather is unbeleafable.
You autumn know.
Painted in all the colors of fall.
Hello, pumpkin! 🎃
More pumpkin treats, please.
Falling for fall.
Summer, I don’t miss you!
You pump-can do it!
Keep calm and stay cozy.

Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
Pumpkin spice and everything nice.
Meet me under the falling leaves.
I like you a pumpkin-latte.
Autumn skies and everything’s fine.
Tea and fuzzy socks season.
Leaves are falling, autumn is calling.
Fall foliage is my favorite color.
FALLing in love.

“Your friends are foes, my friends are goals.” —The Carters, “Friends”

“Make it last forever, friendship never ends.” —Spice Girls, “Wannabe”

“When we are called to help our friends in need, you can count on me like one two three” —Bruno Mars, “Count On Me”

“Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista.” — Christina Aguilera, “Lady Marmalade”

“Who run the world? Girls!” —Beyoncé,”Run the World (Girls)”

“You a bad girl and your friends bad too, oh. We got the swag sauce, she drippin’ swagu” —Beyoncé, “Party”

“As our lives change/ Come whatever/ We will still be/ Friends forever.” —Vitamin C, “Graduation”

“Lean on me, when you’re not strong/ And I’ll be your friend / I’ll help you carry on.” —Bill Withers, “Lean On Me”

“All the single ladies (All the single ladies)” —Beyoncé, “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”

“Brown skin girl / Your skin just like pearls /The best thing in the world / I never trade you for anybody else” —Beyoncé, “Brown Skin Girl”

“Best friend sat me down in the salon chair / Shampoo press, get you out of my hair” —Lizzo, “Truth Hurts”

“Hair toss / Check my nails / Baby how you feelin’? / Feeling good as hell” —Lizzo, “Good As Hell”

“So if you fight like a girl, cry like a girl / Do your thing, run the whole damn world” —Lizzo, “Like A Girl”

“We ain’t picture perfect but we worth the picture still” – J. Cole, “Crooked Smile”

“I live for the nights that I can’t remember with the people that I won’t forget.” —Drake, “Show Me a Good Time”

“When the sun shine, we shine together.” —Rihanna, “Umbrella”

“Anytime you need a friend / I will be here / You’ll never be alone again.” —Mariah Carey, “Anytime You Need a Friend”

“Who else am I gon’ lean on / When times get rough / Who’s gonna talk to me on the phone / Till the sun comes up.” —Mariah Carey, “We Belong Together”

“I’m only up when you’re not down / Don’t wanna fly if you’re still on the ground.” —Taylor Swift, “I’m Only Me When I’m With You”

Short Captions
Best friend? Nope. She’s my sister.

A best friend is one soul in two bodies.

Love is great, best friends are better.

You’re the Dory to my Nemo.

You’re the Oprah to my Gayle. (or vice versa)

Chosen family.

It’s us against the world.

“A sweet friendship refreshes the soul.” –Proverbs 27:9

My partner-in-crime.

“You’ve got a friend in me” –Toy Story

Friends who slay together, stay together.

We’re the same kind of weird.

Best friends never apart. Maybe in distance, but never in heart.

When I say I won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

Friends ’til the very end.

Friendship Quotes
“Friendship is born at the moment when one [wo]man says to another ‘What! You too?'” —C.S. Lewis, in The Four Loves

“‘Diamonds are a girl’s best friends?’ Nope. It should be switched around and pointed out, instead, that your best friends are diamonds.” –Gina Barreca, in her book It’s Not That I’m Bitter . . .

“Women’s friendships are like a renewable source of power.” –Grace and Frankie actress Jane Fonda during a 2015 TED talk.

“Friendships between women, as any woman will tell you, are built of a thousand small kindnesses… swapped back and forth and over again.” –Michelle Obama

“‘We’ll be Friends Forever, won’t we, Pooh?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” –Winnie the Pooh

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves.” –Jane Austen

“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.” –Richelle Mead

“Friendship is everything. Friendship is more than talent. It is more than the government. It is almost the equal of family.” –Mario Puzo

“It’s quite rare to find someone who sees the same world you see.” –John Green

“Friendship isn’t about who you’ve known the longest, it’s about who came and never left your side.” –Yolanda Hadid

“Friendship is always a sweet responsibility.” –Kahlil Gibran

“True friends are always together in spirit.” –L.M. Montgomery

“Celebrate the people in your life who are there because they love you for no other reason than because you are you.” –Mandy Hale

“‘Why did you do all this for me?’ he asked. ‘I don’t deserve it. I’ve never done anything for you.’ ‘You have been my friend,’ replied Charlotte. ‘That in itself is a tremendous thing.'” –E.B. White

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” –Ralph Waldo Emerson

“Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates, and guys are just people to have fun with.” —Sex And The City

“Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.” –Virginia Woolf

Funny Captions
Best friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people together.

We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we can be new friends.

Finding friends with the same quirks: priceless!

Strangers think I’m shy, my friends think I’m outgoing, but my best friends know that I’m completely insane.

We go together like drunk and disorderly.

We go together like PB&J.

Not sure what’s tighter—our skinny jeans or our friendship.

We’ll be best friends forever…because you already know too much.

The “she” to my “nanigans.”

No one will ever be as entertained by us…as us.

Best friends don’t let you do stupid things…alone.

Thelma and Louise got nothing on us.

Best friends are therapists you can drink with.

The uglier the selfie, the closer the friendship.

“I can’t really see another squad tryna cross us.” —Drake, “No Tellin'”

You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us.

“Okay ladies, now let’s get in formation.” —Beyoncé, “Formation”

Friends who slay together, stay together.

Squad means family and family means nobody gets left behind.

“On Wednesdays we wear pink.” —Mean Girls

“I bet you wanna know what my crew about, you really wanna know how we get down.” —Rihanna, “Phresh Out the Runway”

“They don’t know that we know they know we know.” –Friends

Your vibe attracts your tribe.

Real queens fix each other’s crowns.

When worst comes to worst, squad comes first.

Autumn leaves and pumpkin please.
Ready to pumpkin spice things up!
Life is better in a sweater.
Leaves, flannel, and football are all I need.
Autumn skies and pumpkin pies.
Picked the best one 🍎
Keep calm and fall on.
Pumpkin kisses, harvest wishes.
Funny Fall Instagram Captions
two friends high fiving at fall lake
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Falling so hard.
Just call me a leaf thief.
Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s maple leaves.
What’s my blood type? Pumpkin spice.
If you don’t like fall, you can leaf me alone.
You’re never too old to play in the leaves.
I only have pies for you.
My weekend plans include lighting all my fall candles.
Channel the flannel.

#SquashGoals
Falling leaves means one thing: It’s football season!
Spice, spice baby.
Determined to step on all the crunchy leaves.
PSL pics or it didn’t happen.
May the forest be with you.
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Never fear, pumpkin-flavored everything is here!
Blessed and pumpkin-obsessed.
The season of pumpkin patch photos commences.
Orange is the new black.
You’re the apple of my pie.
Don’t even chai to say you love fall more than me.
You had me at pumpkin spice.
Hay baby, hay baby, hay!
Fall? You mean football season!
Runs on pumpkin-flavored coffee.
Fall Jokes & Riddles Instagram Captions

If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season? Fall.
What is the cutest season? Awwtumn.
Did you hear the joke about the tree? It’ll leaf you laughing!
Why did the scarecrow win a prize? He was outstanding in his field.
What did one leaf say to the other? I’m falling for you.
What kind of vest do you wear in the fall? A har-vest!
Fall Emoji Instagram Captions
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🎃 🥧 and everything’s fine.
Sundays are made for 🏈&🍺
Can you be-🍂 this weather?
🎃spice and everything nice.
Gone 🍎picking!
The cutest 🎃 in the patch.
Falling 🍂, autumn breeze, what more do you need?
The 🍎 to my 🥧
You’re the 🍎of my 👁

“Autumn leaves don’t fall, they fly. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar.” —Delia Owens
“There is a particular kind of afternoon sun that exists only in autumn.” —Ayana Mathis
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” —L.M. Montgomery
“There is a time in the last few days of summer when the ripeness of autumn fills the air, and time is quiet and mellow.” —Rudolfo Anaya
“The leaves turn color, the grasses wither; the beasts sense the advance of a long, hungry season. And bowing to their vision, I too know a sadness.” —Haruki Murakami
“Life starts all over again when it gets crisp in the fall.” —F. Scott Fitzgerald
“And all the lives we ever lived and all the lives to be are full of trees and changing leaves…” —Virginia Woolf

“I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept. Postponed. Again.”
“I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times, you know, just to be sure.”
“You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you do for fun.”
“It’s Thursday, so here’s my wise quote of the day… actually, I got nothing.”
“I’m just a girl standing in front of a camera asking if this is Instagram worthy?”
“Sleep like no one’s watching.”
“I invented a new word: Plagiarism.”
Best Friend Instagram Captions
What better way to use social media than by showing just how much you appreciate your best friends? Captions that make your best friends feel loved and valued just might inspire them to return the favor!

“The only way to have a friend is to be one. —Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Friends are the family we choose for ourselves.”
“F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you.”
“Some people arrive and make such a beautiful impact on your life, you can barely remember what life was like without them.”
“Friendship isn’t a big thing. It’s a million little things.”
“A good friend might know your wild stories, but your best friend was right there with you.”
“Anything is possible when you have the right people there to support you.” —Misty Copeland
“In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.”
“I would never let my best friend do anything stupid…alone.”
“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark than alone in the light.” —Helen Keller

“Revenge” sounds so mean, that’s why I prefer to call it “Returning the favor.”

You make my heart skip a beat.

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As the ocean is never full of water, so is the heart never full of love.

Even the upper end of the river believes in the ocean.

Salty but sweet.

Smell the sea, and feel the sky, let your soul and spirit fly.

Life is different at the Beach.

Sky above our heads. Sand beneath our feet. Life is good.

Sometimes you just have to go with the waves.

Smell the sea, Feel the breeze, Hear the ocean, Be at ease.

Every time I slip into the ocean, it’s like going home.

Even filled with clouds, this beach can’t bring me down.

HOME is where WAVES are.

If there’s will, there’s wave.

Stop and smell the ocean.

Home is where the waves crash.

Home is where the anchor drops.

Ocean makes one forgot the world and just relax.

This is where I belong.

Everyone should believe in something. I believe I should go to the beach.

To some it’s just water. To me, it’s where I regain my sanity.

Even castles made from sand fall to the ocean.

See the endless ocean and never ending water.

The BEACH: Free Therapy for the soul.

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