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Funny Friendship Messages : Funny Friendship Messages we gonna share with you Funny Friendship Messages girl and boy. I shared with you best collection of birthday wishes for your best friends either is male friend or female friend. We also shared funny wishes and heart touching wishes for your bestie friends. Best fiends is play important role in our life because our best friends always help us in bad situation and also involves in our happy moments in our life. friends help to fill our life with memoirs that when we will old age then we realize how much our friends is importance for our life.

There are many types of friends most important friend is our school and college friends because we most of our childhood spent in school and since childhood our fiends become more strong. So if you have your school friends and college friends then you are lucky person because you already done lot of fun with your friends.

Funny Friendship Messages we shared best and heart touching Funny Friendship Messages in English. You can use our wishes for male friends and female friend or girl friend and boy friend. If your friends birthday is coming then its your responsibility to celebrate your best friend birthday and make this birthday special in your best friend’s life.

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Funny Friendship Messages

Funny Friendship Messages we shared with you best Funny Friendship Messages Girl and Boy to celebrate this special day in your friend life. So lets find from given below.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together 😉

Being your best friend is no longer a choice for me; it has become a necessity! You know too much about me.

A good friend will pick you up when you fall, but a best friend will help you up, laugh, and trip you again.

“Friends are like condoms, they protect you when things get hard.”
friends are like condoms funny friendship quotes

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ralph Waldo Emerson funny friendship quotes

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell — you see, I have friends in both places.” — Mark Twain
Mark Twain funny friendship quotes

“If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never them go.”
if you are lucky funny friendship quote

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” — Greg Tamblyn
Greg Tamblyn funny friendship quotes

“It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.” — Mignon McLaughlin
Mignon McLaughlin funny friendship quotes

Once a stupid person made a great decision in life, that is to become a friend with someone equally as stupid as him. Congratulations!

If we’re on a plane that was about to crash and there was just one parachute. I promise to give the best speech at your funeral.A lovely star dropped on earth one night and asked me what I want: a million dollars or a good friend? I choose to have a million dollars. Because I already have you!

I have all the qualities of a great friend and more. You should really be feeling lucky everyday for having a friend like me in your life!

It’s been so many years that I have remained a friend with you. I wish you knew how hard it was for me to put up with your stupidity all these years!

It’s hard not to be a friend with someone who already knows all the dark secrets of you. Being friends with you is not a choice for me anymore; it has become an obligation now!

A good friend will come to bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, “That was awesome.”

Thank you for making me realize that I’m a loser. After all, who would choose to be a friend with someone so weird as you without a loser like me.

I heard that a true friend is someone who helps you hide a dead body. I will manage a friend like that but will you be that dead body for me?

I don’t ever want a friend better than you because I’m already fed up! You are a great friend but your craziness is beyond endurable!

Funny Messages For Best Friends

Sometimes, I feel scared of dying and going to hell. But then I can’t help but smile because I know for a fact that my best friend will most certainly accompany me.

A best friend is someone who drives you insane but makes sure that they don’t send you to the asylum. Thanks, bestie, for always being there for me.

Best Friend: A person in front of whom you can fart without the fear of being judged.

Friends stab you in the back, boyfriends stab you in the heart, but best friends don’t carry knives.

Best friend, you are undoubtedly the second most awesome person on the planet. The first is me.

“We are always together, in my pain and in my joy. Sometimes you inspire me and sometimes I do. But the height of togetherness is when I failed the exam, you failed too. Friends forever.”

“Without friends, life has no smile and it would be boring. There would be no one to share secrets, there would be no one as a matchmaker of love. Thank God, I have you as my friend.”

“You are sweeter than sugar, more loving than love. My dear friend, there is no one like you in the world. You are the best in irritating, disturbing, but never let me alone.”

“The more we fight, the sweeter the relation becomes. So do not stop fighting in our life. I am ready to argue with you, misunderstand you as you are my friends true.”

“No matter how long the distance will be, we are always close by heart. It is true every day I cannot wish you good morning, but when a smile comes and tears roll down, I miss you.”

People may believe that because you are my best friend, I would never let you go from my side, but I swear to God, I could trade you for a hamburger any day.

Thank you for being a playground where I can feel safe and play. I hate you, bestie. Hugs and kisses.

A best friend would either stop you from committing a crime or join you in jail after you had committed one. There is no in-between.

My friend, I was visiting the graveyard the other day. And it made me realize that should our friendship ever end; it would be the death of you.

We’re not perfect, We laugh too hard, We’re way too loud and we make complete fools of ourselves but doing it together makes us Best friends forever!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. Angels surround me but I call them my best friends.

Laughing is one of the best exercises, it’s like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it’s even better with a friend.

Fish said to water: you won’t see my tears because I am in the water. Water replied: But, I can feel your tears because you are in my heart. That’s FRIENDSHIP!

Funny Messages for Friendship Day

I like you most because you are always there to join in my weirdness. Happy Friendship Day 2022!

I envy you because you got to meet such a wonderful person like me. Truly, God has blessed you a lot in life. Anyway, happy friendship day!

I love my crazy, goofy, stupid, gorgeous, weird, lame, socially challenged friends. Happy friendship day to all the losers whom I called my best friend.

Newton might have discovered gravity, but we have a stronger connection. Happy friendship day, my friend!

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson

“The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.”
Mark Twain

“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”
Sylvia Plath

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
Elbert Hubbard

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person who made you cry.”

“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like ‘What about lunch?’”
A. A. Milne

“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”
Robert Brault

“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.”
Emilie Saint-Genis

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together. – Emilie Saint-Genis

“Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.”
Friedrich Nietzsche

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

I often feel like the joker from Batman when I’m around you. It’s because you keep me smiling, bud. Happy friendship day!

I was surprised to meet someone as crazy as I am when I first met you. We’re destined to be best friends. Happy friendship day!

Happy friendship day! You are my friend because no one else will listen to my nonsense as you do.

Our friendship is like Timon and Pumba from Lion King. Nobody can break us apart. Happy friendship day, dear friend.

“Sugar, spice, and everything nice.” ~ It’s an iconic line from Powerpuff girls, but that’s exactly what I feel about you. Happy friendship day, bro!

Funny Friendship Quotes

“Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.” – Robert Bloch

“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” – Robert Brault

“Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.” – Virginia Woolf

“If you have friends who are as weird as you, then you have everything.” – Unknown

“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” – Jim Hayes

“Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive.” – Unknown

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” – Mark Twain

“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.” – Charles Lamb

“Friends give you a shoulder to cry on. But best friends are ready with a shovel to hurt the person who made you cry.” – Unknown

“If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” – Oprah Winfrey

“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” – Laurence J. Peter

“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.” – Greg Tamblyn

Funny Texts for Friends

My dear friend, you attract me more than gravity. I love you! Happy friendship day wishes to you!

I knew it was a friendship at first sight when I saw that we were the same kinda crazy.Some people go to priests. Others to poetry. I’m to my friends.

Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

Finding Friends with Same Mental Disorder is PRICELESS.

I thought slavery was abolished. Still feel like being a slave to our friendship forever. Love you, man.

During school holidays, I often feel like a T-rex. It’s because I can’t reach you at that time.

Thanks for helping me out homework. Although you being this kind to me does make me kind of suspicious.

Getting to know a politician like you has been a scary experience. Thankfully we support the same party.

Having a friend is like having a general to defend you. Thanks for making me a part of your army.

Buddy, you’re like the grim reaper. You can see straight into my soul.

Friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older. Just like us… I get better, you get older.

My friend’s friend is my friend. My friend’s girlfriend is my friend. My friend’s boyfriend is just a scum.

You drink too much, you cuss too much also you have questionable morals, you’re everything I ever wanted in a friend!

Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face!

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