Best 100+ Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend Girlfriend

Funny Love Messages : Funny Love Messages we gonna share with you Funny Love Messages girl and boy. I shared with you best collection of birthday wishes for your best friends either is male friend or female friend. We also shared funny wishes and heart touching wishes for your bestie friends. Best fiends is play important role in our life because our best friends always help us in bad situation and also involves in our happy moments in our life. friends help to fill our life with memoirs that when we will old age then we realize how much our friends is importance for our life.

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Funny Love Messages we shared best and heart touching Funny Love Messages in English. You can use our wishes for male friends and female friend or girl friend and boy friend. If your friends birthday is coming then its your responsibility to celebrate your best friend birthday and make this birthday special in your best friend’s life.

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Funny Love Messages

Funny Love Messages we shared with you best Funny Love Messages Girl and Boy to celebrate this special day in your friend life. So lets find from given below.

If you’re cute, you can call me baby If you’re nice, you can call me sweetie But if you’re hot, you can call me tonight!

I want to acquire you the way Facebook acquired Instagram. I love you!

My mother tells me that when I was a little kid, I cried a lot. I realized today it was because I was missing you.

Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart and you steal mine.

Having your breath taken away usually results in an ER visit, but in this case it resulted in our relationship.

Love means nothing to me. I’m a tennis player, remember?

They say love is blind, but I can see you just fine.

If I tell you I love you on Twitter, does that make us tweet-hearts?

If loving you is wrong, make this the one time I’ll admit to being wrong.

Love is like crying happy tears. It makes no sense, but feels good anyway.

They say, “All is fair in love,” so why do you get the bigger closet?

They say, “Love conquers all,” so if I love you, does that mean I get to be the boss?

She’ll be ROFL when you drop one of these funny love quotes about being in a relationship.

I don’t know why they call it falling in love, it feels more like levitating.

Money can’t buy love, but it sure helps with showing love.

U + N + I = Uni (“you n’ I”). I know it sounds weird, but uni means “one.”

When two people are in love, they don’t see each other clearly anymore. Maybe we should get glasses?

You’re the jelly to my peanut butter. I’m a bit nutty, and you’re a bit sweet.

Some men are embarrassed to be loving; I’m just embarrassed it took me so long to figure out I love you.

I fell in love with you. Now, can you help me up?

Love relationships are like cooking. You keep adjusting the spice level to accommodate current tastes.

I’m so in love with you I had to quit my job because I can’t get out!

If you were asked to make one wish today what would it be? Mine would be that our love lasts until I see orange in an apple tree. I love you!

I lied to you once. I told you I’d love you forever, but then I realized I couldn’t live that long.

Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you… I wish that someday I’d dream about my pillow and I’d be hugging you.

No matter what economists might say, you have no substitute. You’re my one and only.

There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.

You can fall from the sky you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me!

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but when I look at yours, I’m speechless!

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit!

I’m not a gambler but I’ve just allowed my heart and my mind to bet that I will never stop loving you…

I have been developing wrinkles from smiling too much. Stop being so lovely! You’re driving me crazy.

You are my favorite collection of pixels. The sparkle in your eyes tells it all.

Many crushes and flirts are better than one true love because – monopoly is always damaging, and – competition improves efficiency! A pure economic theory of Love 😛

My heart to you is given and do give yours to me; we’ll lock them up together and throw away the key.

Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend/Him

You’re like a Bunsen burner. You melt the metals of my heart.

Although I don’t understand much about comedy, I confess that you make me giggle like a six-year-old.

I can’t tell if it’s what I ate for lunch or you that’s making my stomach do flips.

Loving you is like using a straightener – smooth and satisfying.

I may have needed a little shove, but now I’m so glad we’re in love.

Roses are red, violets are blue, do you love me as much as I love you?

I love you to wherever the UFOs are coming from and back.

If I loved you with all my heart and soul, I’d be dead. So, I’m just gonna love you with most of my heart and soul.

I tried to fall head over heels in love with you, then I realized you love heels so much I needed to fall heels over head in love.

I’m so blinded by love for you, I got approved for a seeing-eye dog!

Even though you don’t work in a chocolate factory, you still bring me chocolates. I like that about you. I hope you’ll always be my chocolate supplier.

Every time I look at my fingers, I recall that even Saturn has its own ring. It makes me anticipate our marriage and gets me all warm and fuzzy inside.

I tried to download your voice on Spotify. But it wasn’t there. So, I decided to complain to you about it.

Funny Love Messages for Her

Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text

I know staring at people for too long is considered rude. So, I wanted to ask for your permission.

I love you. You’re my pudding. But how come you’re not in the bakery?

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!

I consider myself very fortunate as I go to the same institution as my princess.

Wait a minute. Why did it take you so long to enter my life? I’m angry.

I don’t play chess, but you’re definitely my queen.

Funny Love Messages For Girlfriend

I sent an Angel to watch over you while you were asleep but sooner than expected the angel came back and I asked why the Angel said Angels don’t watch over an Angel!

Be careful when a guy says he loves u from the bottom of his heart because he may still have enough space for other girls on top!

Your dad must have been a thief because he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes!

On the TV show The Good Place, Jason says, “She makes the bass drop…in my heart. ”

Comedian Chris Rock once said, “There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”

In the movie The English Patient, Almásy says, “Swoon. I’ll catch you. ”

In the movie 50 First Dates, Lucy loses her memory, but Henry reminds her, “You’re the girl of my dreams, and apparently, I’m the man of yours.”

The movie The Princess Bride is filled with funny and sarcastic quotes such as, “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”

When Pat finally realizes he’s in love in Silver Linings Playbook he expresses, “I love you, I knew it the minute I met you. I’m sorry it took so long for me to catch up, I just got stuck.”

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So would you smile for me?

I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me… I give you permission but on one condition. Don’t shoot me in the heart, because that’s where you are!

Do you have a band-aid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Girls are like internet domain names, the ones I like are already taken!

I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter, so let’s make them brother and sister.

Funny Love Messages For Boyfriend

Way to impress a girl: Respect her, honor her, love her, protect her, care for her, obey her, sacrifice for her. How to impress a boy? Just smile once…

If you were cheese, I would be a mouse so I can nibble you bit by bit. If you were milk, I would be a cat so I can drink you sip by sip. But if you were a mouse, I would still be a cat so I can devour you piece by piece. I love you.

If you were Romeo and I were Juliet, our story would have been slightly different than the original one written by Shakespeare. We wouldn’t have died for each other in the end – we would have lived for each other even after the end. I love you.

Mathematicians would have been very correct if “You plus me” equals “Perfect Love”. Isn’t that what we are! Thanks for being mine.

Your smile can be compared to a flower, Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, Your innocence to a child, But in stupidity, you have no comparison, You’re the best!