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Funny Birthday Quotes
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it. – By R. C. Ferguson
Age is a number and yours is unlisted. – By Unknown
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – By Jack Benny
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. – By Daniel Francois Esprit Auber
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip. – By Unknown Author
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – By Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – By H. Prochnow
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – By Unknown Author
You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo
I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!
I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
That awkward moment when people are singing Happy Birthday to you and you have no idea where to look.
You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!
I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!
Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe!
You aren’t really 60. Just 21 with 39 years experience!
Old enough to know better…Young enough to still do it.
At 42 just think of it as being your 2nd 21st birthday.
50?! I demand a recount!!
If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
So far, this is the oldest I’ve ever been.
Every once in a while, special people are put on this earth. People with deep passion, immense love for others. People with hearts much greater than average, and today, one of them would like to wish you a happy birthday. Happy Birthday.
It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
Something to remember on your birthday..Forget the past, it can’t be changed..And, forget the present because I didn’t get you one.
That awkward moment when it’s your birthday and everyone is singing “Happy birthday to you” and you just stand there clueless of what to say.
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it very much. – By Malcolm Cowley
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty. – By Robert Frost
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. – By Mark Twain
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. – By Tom Wilson
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. – By Bob Hope
I know age has made your memory a bit foggy, so I’m going to remind you that today is your birthday! D
o you remember all the crazy, fun moments we had when we were kids? Of course, you don’t, you antique! Happy birthday!
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. – By Charles Schultz
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. – By Mary Schmich
Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life. – By Robert Southey
Looking fifty is great – if you’re sixty. – By Joan Rivers
I urge you not to count the candles on this years’ birthday cake. Not only it will take up the entire time of the party, with the memory you have at your age, you will probably forget where you where and will have to start over a million times! Anyways, happy birthday! I want to congratulate you for being one of the few old people I know that have not turned grumpy yet! That is an achievement worthy of praise! Happy birthday!
It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.
Birthdays are good for your health. Studies show those who have more Birthdays live longer.
Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me! I want people to know WHY I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the roads weren’t paved. The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
When asked how old I am I reply, “Old enough to know better, and young enough to do it again!”
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half… Forget that, after I finally learned to talk, my parents were telling me to shut up.
I’m not going to make any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are.
When you are over the hill you pick up speed!
Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.
Birthdays are like boogers the more you have the harder it is to breath.
At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy birthday!!!
I’m just here for the cake.
I’m not 50 I’m 49.95 plus tax.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
You’re so old when you look at your birth certificate it said expired.
It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!
50 years old or 18,250 days young.
The best way of staying young is lying about your age.
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