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For your birthday, I wanted to get you something to remind you of your youth, but they were sold out of cave art and dinosaur bones.

A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.

If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!

Actually, I wanted to get you something super special, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.

To my friend on his birthday: I want you to know that I’ve always looked up to you. Yes, you’re taller than me, but I’ve always admired your style and impeccable grooming. By the way, time to trim that nose hair.

Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

One of the things I learned growing up with you, is that if you have a dream, you should always chase it. I mean, you still can run in your age right? Nevertheless, happy birthday!

Having you around always made me feel like we will be forever young, yet, you ended up breaking that rule, you grumpy old geezer! I really hope you brushed your teeth this morning! Because with your age, I’m not sure your teeth will survive until next year.

If you believe in it, you can be anything! Unless you want to be young again, then I’m afraid you missed that train old pal!

Just to be sure, I’m going to bring a few buckets full with water tonight before you light up the candles, don’t want to be homeless on your birthday due to an accidental fire! Happy birthday my friend!

Instead of being sad because you grew up, be happy because you will not be the grumpy old geezer you will become in 10 years! Happy birthday!

So, I always wanted to learn about dinosaurs. Could you share your knowledge with me? I mean, you have probably met them in person! Just kidding, happy birthday you fossil!

They say that at your age, birthday cocktails should be replaced with nutritional smoothies. Thank goodness we never listen to what they say.

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. I don’t know how you do it. You don’t look a year older than 185! Happy Birthday to the best friend, ever!

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Happy Birthday on your amazing day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake. You’re another year older and another year wiser. So put your brain to work and figure out there isn’t no gift for you.

When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a day over a hundred!

Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for something…that I’m not the oldest person here!

Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!

Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!

Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!

If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!

Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been built without you!

Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!

Before there were maps, people used the stars to guide them. You would know!

Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!

On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!

Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!

Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone and they’ll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!

As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like ‘always save money for retirement’!

Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how old you are!

Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that kind of time!

Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!

Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!

Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big deal… to me! I’m still young!

Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!

Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your ‘friends’, too.

I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.

Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- I’m here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!

We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. We’ve been there for each other all these years and we’re still two girls who are better together than apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.

Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead in doggy years. I’m so glad we met when we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said, Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.

Don’t think of it as getting older, think of it as becoming a classic.

(written in real small text). You’re not old until you can’t read this writing anymore. You’re older.

You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.

Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!

I have trouble wrapping my head around these birthdays we continue to have. I have trouble wrapping my head around lots of things. Like, why do the most biscuit-headed guys come in the best wrapping?

Happy Birthday to my Bestie. Rhyming makes me testy. I’ll try to make it jesty. Don’t get mad if it’s pesky, but have a zesty day! Hey, I tried.

We’re best friends, so there are certain things I know about you. You’re humble and lavish gifts embarrass you. So,(only to make you comfortable, of course) I’ve limited my birthday wishes to this simple, heartfelt card.

Your welcome. On your birthday, let’s solidify our friendship commitment and the bond we share. We always have each other’s back, right? (I hope so. You’ve got WAY too much “on” me!)

Happy birthday to a loyal friend who looks as cool as he did in high school. You can still rock that tie-dye, AND you’ve hung on to our friendship and your mullet, whether we’re popular or not.

Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.

Congratulations on your birthday! Remember Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!

Count your blessings, not your wrinkles. It’s your birthday, and I must say, you indeed take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks.

Slow down and save some for the rest of us! Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age.

We will all one day get as old as you are. Don’t forget to wear your birthday suit….but check it for wrinkles first! Don’t forget to wear your sunglasses when the cake is served.

Happy birthday. An old fart is as good as a new one… Enjoy your birthday cake today since tomorrow we’ll return to judging you based on every single morsel you ingest.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. Forget about the past, you can’t change it, forget about the future, you can’t predict it, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one! Forget your past, it’s already done.

Forget your present, too; because I forgot. I’m throwing you an existentialist themed birthday party.

If you’re in the woods, and a tree falls on your birthday, and there’s no one there to see it, are you still a year older? I’ll stay out of the woods just in case.

Why do old guys start growing hair from their ears? On this birthday, I figured you could answer from personal knowledge.

While you’re at it, either pull up those dark socks or change from shorts into pants – as a public service.

Friends may come and go, but birthdays just accumulate. George Carlin said that.

Don’t ask me what it means. You wanted something unique for your birthday, you got it. Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. And that’s what you feel today. Happy Birthday.